idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me
I like to pretend that i’m a mature adult but I just brushed my teeth with a one direction toothbrush
her fucking character description is just the show’s entire theme song with “she becomes a real estate agent” tacked on the end
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
She sounds hideous.
My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.
I’ll keep you posted.
I wish he would just be a dick to me and allow me to move on..